In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.