In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

I Came To America To Make It My Home, And I Did.

When The Needs Of One Person Are Being Met By The Other, There Is Laughter.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.