In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

I Fed My Ego, But Not My Soul.

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.