In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

In Every Country, They Make Fun Of City. In U.s. You Make Fun Of Cleveland. In Russia, We Make Fun Of Cleveland.