In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

In Today's Society We Sometimes Forget To Balance Our Hearts And Our Heads; This Is The Reason We Stop Laughing.

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

We Have Been Learning Since We Were Children How To Make Money, Buy Things, Build Things. The Whole Education System Is Set Up To Teach Us How To Think, Not To Feel.

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!