In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.