Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up

Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol For The Men Who Don't Give A Damn.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

We Have Far Too Many Kids. At One Time In The Playpen There Was Standing-room Only. It Looked Like A Bus Stop For Midgets. It Used To Get So Damp In There, We'd Have A Rainbow Above It.

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.