Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

This Man I Was Going With Asked Me For My Finger Measurements. I Thought He Was Going To Buy Me A Ring For Christmas, But He Gave Me A Bowling Ball.

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.