Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.