Every Time I Get On An Airplane

I Think Actual Death Will Be A Lot Easier Than Dying On Stage. Cause - You Know - If You Do [actual Death] Right, You Can Go Looking Good. Maybe With A Little Quip [like]: 'i Loved Everybody.' But Dying On Stage...oh, God!

The Nice Thing About Viagra Is That They Are Proving Men Can Go Blind On It, So You Can Gain Weight And Have A Great Sex Life.

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.