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Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.
-Joan Rivers
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Every Time I Get On An Airplane
Joan Rivers
Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.
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