Every Time I Get On An Airplane

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

Al Roker Said I Am 80 Years 'young'; It's Like Saying Al Roker Is 320 Pounds 'thin'.

How To Fool Yourself Into Feeling Younger: When You Go To Restaurants, Always Check A Coat And A Skateboard.

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

If You Hate Something, You Hate It, And If You Like Something Or Somebody, You Like It, But Tell The Truth. And Most Celebrities Have That Thin Veneer That They Will Not Break For You.