I Wish I Could Tell You It

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever She Went To London In A Red Dress, 30 Passengers Would Try To Board Her.

Having A Baby Is Definitely A Labor Of Love.

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.