Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.