Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.