Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

W. C. Fields, A Lifetime Agnostic, Was Discovered Reading A Bible On His Deathbed. ''i'm Looking For A Loop-hole,'' He Explained.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.