I'm Looking For Loopholes.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

I Always Made Up My Own Acts; Built Them Out Of My Knowledge And Observation Of Real Life. I'd Had Wonderful Opportunities To Study People; And Every Time I Went Out On The Stage I Tried To Show The Audience Some Bit Of True Human Nature.