I'm Looking For Loopholes.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got A Bushel Of Plums Stuck In Their Throats, And Then After Swallowing Them Get Constipated From The Pips.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.