I'm Looking For Loopholes.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.