I'm Looking For Loopholes.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.