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I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.
-Joan Rivers
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I Have No Sex Appeal. If My
Joan Rivers
I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.
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