Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

My Father Was A Doctor So I Was Around Death All My Life. So, I Was Very Used To It Because He Was A F-king Doctor.

I Am So Out Of The Loop. I Am Never Honored. My Career Is Hilarious To Me. I Am Either Under The Radar Or Over The Radar.

Life Is A Movie, And You're The Star. Give It A Happy Ending.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.