My Body Is A Temple, And My

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!

My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman. When A Flying Saucer Landed On The Lawn, She Turned It Over To See If It Was Wedgwood.

Any Form Of Complacency Is The Kiss Of Death For Any Professional.