My 10 Year Old Son Likes It.

Willie Nelson's The One Who Told Me The Reason It Costs So Much To Get Divorced Is Because It's Worth It.

Keep Your Opinions To Yourself. I Think It's Important That I Stay Neutral On Politics And Remain Hard To Understand. I Don't Want To Be Pigeonholed As Conservative, Liberal, Independent Or Anything. I Back The Man For The Things The Man Believes In, Not Whether It Says "r" Or "d" Down There Beside His Name.

'cause I Was Already A Smoker, It Was Easy To Get Addicted. The One Thing That They Don't Teach You About Marijuana Is How Addictive It Is.

If I Hear Another Line Dance Song I Think I'm Going To Puke.

I Just Follow My Nose, And Instead Of Letting Someone Run My Affairs And Probably Make Me Wealthy Within A Matter Of Years, I've Just Kept The Board Of Directors Down To Zero. I Make All The Decisions, And They Can't All Be Right, And My Lifestyle Is Very Expensive, So That Means I Have To Work A Lot. It's The Opposite Side Of The Coin From Sinking Back Into The Recliner And Becoming Somebody They Bury.