I Had Some Surgery On My Feet,

Despite Of All My Sunday Learnin', Toward The Bad I Kept Turning.

Hey, Hey, The Working Man, The Working Man Like Me. I Ain't Never Been On Welfare, That's One Place I Won't Be.

There's Two Kind Of Cherries, And Two Kind Of Fairies, And Two Kind Of Mothers I'm Told.

It's Easier To Force Feed People Than It Is To Give 'em What They Want. It Makes More Money.

Everybody Likes Johnny Cash. I Think The Sad Part Of It Is His Health Is Givin' Him Problems.