Stop Rolling Down Hill Like A Snow

Despite Of All My Sunday Learnin', Toward The Bad I Kept Turning.

We Are Under [government's] Control, And If People Don't Realize That, They Haven't Looked Around. And If They're Not Paranoid, They Haven't Thought About It.

We Don't Smoke Marijuana In Muskogee, We Don't Take Trips On Lsd. We Don't Burn Our Draft Cards Down On Main Street, We Like Living Right And Free.

If I Hear Another Line Dance Song I Think I'm Going To Puke.

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.