My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.