My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.