My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.