My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars...

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.