My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars...

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.

People Ask If I Can Get It Up In The Morning. I Tell Them Are You Kidding I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.