My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars...

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"