My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars...

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'