My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars...

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.