My Sons Are A Hell Of A

Every Bowling Center Should Have A House Pro.

My Sons Are A Hell Of A Lot Easier To Get Through To Than My Daughter Is. She Seems To Have My Number. She Can Just Run Through The Buttons.

People In The Business Will Stay With You Through Drugs And Alcohol And Divorces And Insanity And Everything Else, But You Have A Failure, Pal, And They Don't Want To Know Nothing About You!

The Very Nature Of Cool Is That You Think About It Too Much And It Becomes Uncool.

Life's Too Short To Drink Bad Wine Or Smoke Poor Cigars.