The Very Nature Of Cool Is That

I Consider Myself An Artist. God Granted Me Some Gifts So That I Could Express Myself Artistically.

My Sons Are A Hell Of A Lot Easier To Get Through To Than My Daughter Is. She Seems To Have My Number. She Can Just Run Through The Buttons.

I Pestered The Hell Out Of Everybody I Ran Into Until I Could Play The Guitar Well Enough To Write And Sing With It.

Life's Too Short To Drink Bad Wine Or Smoke Poor Cigars.

I'm Just A Simple Guy Swimming In A Sea Of Sharks.