My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad

A Female Salmon Lays Three Thousand Eggs A Year - And Has Yet To Receive A Mother's Day Card From One Of Them.

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

If You Hate Something, You Hate It, And If You Like Something Or Somebody, You Like It, But Tell The Truth. And Most Celebrities Have That Thin Veneer That They Will Not Break For You.

Never Floss A Stranger.

I Told My Mother-in-law That My House Was Her House, And She Said, 'get The Hell Off My Property.'