My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

Everyone Takes Fashion So Seriously! It's Fashion - Enjoy It!

Don't Talk To Me About Gravity. When I Get Out Of Bed In The Morning, I Have To Be Careful Not To Step On My Breasts.

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.

I'm A Double Bagger. Not Only Does My Husband Put A Bag Over My Face When We're Making Love, But He Also Puts A Bag Over His Head In Case Mine Falls Off.