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Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

-Phyllis Diller

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Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage.

Phyllis Diller

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

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