Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your

Once My Husband Said To Me, 'i'm Going To Have Some Coffee. Do You Want Me To Put Some Hot Water On For You?' I Thought That Was The Least He Could Do Considering I Was Giving Birth.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.