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Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

What I Don't Like About Office Christmas Parties Is Looking For A Job The Next Day.

It Would Seem That Something Which Means Poverty, Disorder And Violence Every Single Day Should Be Avoided Entirely, But The Desire To Beget Children Is A Natural Urge.