My Mother Told Me 'man On Top,

When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You. Eighteen Years Now...once He Opened The Car Door For Me In The Last Four Years - We Were On The Freeway At The Time.

If You're Not A Wreck In This Business, You're Not Around.

I Like Colonic Irrigation Because Sometimes You Find Old Jewelry.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.