My Mother Told Me 'man On Top,

My Father Was A Doctor So I Was Around Death All My Life. So, I Was Very Used To It Because He Was A F-king Doctor.

Half Of All Marriages End In Divorce- And Then There Are The Really Unhappy Ones.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.