My Mother Told Me 'man On Top,

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

Comedy Exists To Laugh At Things That Aren't Laughable. But Isn't It? That's What Separates Us From The Animals. We Laugh.

I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn Proud Of It!

A Man Can Sleep Around, No Questions Asked, But If A Woman Makes Nineteen Or Twenty Mistakes She's A Tramp.

All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed Against A Glass Window.