I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

My Daughter And I Are Very Close, We Speak Every Single Day And I Call Her Every Day And I Say The Same Thing, "pick Up, I Know You're There."

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.

I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.