I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

Here's A Thanksgiving Tip. Generally, Your Turkey Is Not Cooked Enough If It Passes You The Cranberry Sauce.

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.

The Thing Is, I'm Happiest When I'm On Stage.