All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed

Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.

I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.