All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

Forty For You, Sixty For Me. And Equal Partners We Will Be.

My Daughter Refuses To Call Me Mother In Public; My Little Grandson Calls Me Spongeslob Squarebottom, And Nobody Else Ever Calls Me At All.

My Personal Style Is Over-the-top Dowager. The Old Days They Said Get Dressed And Take One Thing Off, I Say Get Dressed And Put One Thing On.

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.