My Mother Could Make Anybody Feel Guilty

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

The Nice Thing About Viagra Is That They Are Proving Men Can Go Blind On It, So You Can Gain Weight And Have A Great Sex Life.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

Last Night I Asked My Husband, 'what's Your Favorite Sexual Position?' And He Said, 'next Door.'