I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb

Every Television Show You Go On Is A Choice.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

A Man Can Sleep Around, No Questions Asked, But If A Woman Makes Nineteen Or Twenty Mistakes She's A Tramp.

Whatever You Do To Recover From A Loss, People Will Be Critical Because They Believe That The Only Way To Recover Is Their Way. And You Will Even Run Into Some People Who Should Be Run Into By Rhinos Because They Actually Don't Want To See You Get Over Your Tragedy At All; Grief Is A Spectator Sport For Them.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.