I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

I Wear The Midi Because I Feel If You're Going To Look Ugly, You May As Well Look This Year's Ugly.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.