I Have So Little Sex Appeal That

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.

I Was Not An Attractive Child.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.