I Have So Little Sex Appeal That

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Had The Baby. He Was There For The Birth. It Would've Been Nice If He Was There For The Conception.

I’m Never Without A Bandage.

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.