I Have So Little Sex Appeal That

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.