My Mom Was Always Someone Who If,

Dear America, When You Tell Gay Americans That They Can't Serve Their Country Openly Or Marry The Person That They Love, You're Telling That To Kids Too. So Don't Be F**king Shocked And Wonder Where All These Bullies Are Coming From That Are Torturing Young Kids And Driving Them To Kill Themselves Because They're Different; They Learned It From Watching You.

I Have A Ton Of Holocaust Stuff, And Some Of It Is Really Hard Core.

Your Inability To See Yourself Clearly Is What's Keeping You Alive.

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.

But I Think You Can Make Fun Of Anything As Long As It's Funny Enough.