I'll Tell You Why We Make Fun

The Female Nudity In Movies Is Always Sexualized.

I Was Paralyzed With Fear. It Was Unbearable To Be Among Other Kids Who Were Just Standing Around Being Fine. It Was One Of The Many Inconveniences Of This Paradox I Lived With -the More People I Was Surrounded By, The More Frighteningly Alone I Felt.

I'm Always In Those Tabloids Where They Show Who's Badly Dressed. It's Funny, Because Each Time I'm Getting My Picture Taken, I'm Thinking, This Is A Nice Outfit.

Don’t Forget, God Can See You Masturbating. But Don’t Stop. He’s Almost There.

We Live In A Fun Time With So Many Ways To Express Yourself, You Would Be Crazy To Be A Comedian And Not Check Them All Out.