I Enjoy The Last Quarter Of All

I Like Talking About Things That Are Taboo, Because It Makes Them Not Taboo Anymore.

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.

Some Things Are Just For Private. It's Like People Thinking I'm Cold Or This Or That. It's Unfortunate, But I Don't Need Strangers To Know That I'm Warm. I Don't Need Strangers To Know The Real Me.

Traditionally, I Have No Right To Talk About Race. I'm White; I Didn't Grow Up In An All-black Neighborhood. But The License I See For Myself Is I'm A Member Of The World.

Like I Said About Seinfeld And Chris Rock, They're A Great Combination Of Brilliance And Hard Work. [but] There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Don't Work Hard, And There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Sabotage Themselves.