I Don't Want To Deconstruct What I

When I Was 9 Or 10 Years Old, My Dad Took Me Over To A Neighboring Farm To Help Get Stuff For The Meal. The Farmer, Vic, Told Me To Look At All The Turkeys And Pick One Out. I Saw A Cute One With A Silly Walk And Cried, 'him!' Before My Pointing Finger Had Even Dropped To My Side, Vic Had Grabbed The Turkey By The Neck And Slit [the Animal's] Throat. Blood And Feathers Went Flying. I Had Sentenced That Turkey To Death! Up Until Then, I Didn't Know Where Meat Came From—and I've Been A Vegetarian Ever Since.

Growing Up, I Always Loved Disney Movies, But The First Movie I Remember Seeing Is 'sleepers,' So I Wasn't Really Taken To Children's Movies.

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.

I Just Don't Let That Mentality Be A Part Of My World.

You're Supposed To Have Friends You Can Tell Anything To.