I'll Be Back. I'll Be Black. I'll

It's Funny How People Will Think I'm Being Sarcastic A Lot And Joking. So I'll Say, "i Like Your Dress," And They'll Go "(bleep) You!" Or I Say Something Serious And They Go, "oh, Yeah, Ha-ha." They're Strangers. They're People Who Know Me From Comedy, But Luckily I Am On Pretty Much All The Time!

I'm So Glad Courtney Love Is Here; I Left My Crack In My Other Purse.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

And We're Just All Made Of Molecules And We're Hurtling Through Space Right Now.

I Do Love Poop. I Can't Help It. The Heart Wants What It Wants. I Enjoy Being Clever And Pithy And Political, But Nothing's Going To Get Me Like Dumb Stuff.