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They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer. But What If You Live With Them?

I Like To Approach Every Day Like It's My First, So This Morning When I Woke Up I Covered My Body With Red Gelatin.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship Together Is Not To Scream In Terror When You See Your Partner Naked.

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In. Wise Men Are So Slow.