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If You're Hanging Out With Two Negative People, Do They Equal One Positive Person?

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long As Its Not By Other People.

If You're A Host Of A Video Show And You're On The Cleanest Show On Television For Eight Years, People Want To Say, 'well, That's What That Person Does.' That Was The Dilemma For Me, Career-wise.

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When You Find Out Who Will Lie For You.