Some Dead People Said Smart Stuff.

It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long As Its Not By Other People.

Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps In My House. Was Gonna Throw Them Out But Realized They Make Excellent Porta Potties For Long Road Trips.

No One Gets A Free Ride. Except Maybe Bus Drivers.

A Lot Of The Comedians Don't Even Tell The Joke. Like Only Three Tell The Joke, The Rest Of Them Dissect It.

I Have No Agenda, Nothing To Control.