I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause

It's So Nice To Share A Day As Beautiful As This One With Hundreds Of Thousands Of Reckless Drivers.

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

My Favorite Dylan Song? I Think It's 'just Like A Woman.' It Always Makes Me Cry.

Words Matter. Especially If You're Kicking Someone's Ass In Words With Friends.

My Humor Was Kind Of From My Dad And All The Stuff That We Went Through, Which Was A Lot Of Death. My Humor Was An Escape.