I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause

My Favorite Procrastination Is To Make The Choice To Have Valuable Times With Human Beings That I Care About Instead Of Holing Myself Up Alone To Get My Work Done.

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.

Met A Girl The Other Nite And Told Her- Before You Can Be With Someone You Have To Know The Value Of Yourself. So Does $200 Seem Reasonable?

Beautiful Clear Day In Beverly Hills. The Sweet Smell Of Botox Is In The Air.

If 'what Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger,' How Do You Explain Zombies?