My Life Needs Editing.

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.