My Life Needs Editing.

My Life Needs Editing.

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer. I Believe In The Resurrection. I Like That Part Of The Story.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!