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It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.