My Irish Mate Told Me, If You

I Don't Think My Wife Likes Me Very Much, When I Had A Heart Attack She Wrote For An Ambulance.

I'm Really Worried About My Girlfriend's Morals ... She Has Next Written On Her Knickers.

Two Irishmen Were Passing A Pub - Well, It Could Happen.

So I Rang Up British Telecom, I Said 'i Want To Report A Nuisance Caller', He Said 'not You Again'.

I Was In A Panto Last Year, Aladdin And The Wonderful Lamp. I Played The Wick. I Got The Sack Because I Was Too Well-oiled Every Night.