I Gave My Wife A Kiss This

The Council In Blackpool Have Given The Homeless Bus Passes, But How Would They Know Where To Get Off?

My Wife Said To Me: 'if You Won The Lottery, Would You Still Love Me?' I Said: 'of Course I Would. I'd Miss You, But I'd Still Love You.'

I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My Best Material, He Was A Very Funny Man.

A Man Says To His Mate: "my Wife Is A Twin." His Mate Says, "how Do You Tell Them Apart?" The Man Says: "her Brother Has A Beard."

A Girl Asks Her Doctor, "doctor, I've Forgotten To Take My Contradictory Pill!" The Doctor Says: "are You Ignorant?" The Girl Says: "yes, Three Months!"