I Come From A Family Of Musicians.

America Has Only 100 Senators For 309 Million People, But Stormont Has 108 Members For 1.7 Million.

People In Northern Ireland Vote For Their Church, They Don't Vote With Their Heads; It Is Ridiculous.

I Asked A Shop Owner If He Could Help Me Out. He Said: "what Way Did You Come In?"

My Father Fought In World War I And Single-handedly Destroyed The Germans' Line Of Communication. He Ate Their Pigeon.

Most Of My Jokes Are Racist - Usually About The Irish.