I Love To Write Jokes And That's

How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up Till Noon?

Men Who Listen To Classical Music Tend Not To Spit.

Men Are Less Sentimental Than Women. No Man Has Ever Seen The Movie The Way We Were Twice, Voluntarily.

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.