I Love To Write Jokes And That's

We Live In Los Angeles, Where You Are Expected To Move Every Two To Four Years, So People Can See How Well Your Career Is Going.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

The Word 'aerobics' Came About When The Gym Instructors Got Together And Said: If We're Going To Charge $10 An Hour, We Can't Call It Jumping Up And Down.

I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It Was The Worst Three Hours Of My Life.