No Man Is Charming All Of The

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.

My Father Was Never Very Friendly. When I Was Growing Up, I Thought The Doorbell Ringing Was A Signal To Pretend You Weren't Home.

It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.

I Adore Being Hitched. It's So Extraordinary To Discover One Unique Individual You Need To Irritate For Whatever Remains Of Your Life.

My Boyfriend And I Broke Up. He Wanted To Get Married And I Didn't Want Him To.