Men Have Better Self-images Than Women. You

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.

My Mother Was The Worst Cook Ever. In School, When We Traded Lunches, I Had To Throw In An Article Of Clothing.

I Love To Shop After A Bad Relationship. I Don't Know. I Buy A New Outfit And It Makes Me Feel Better. It Just Does. Sometimes I See A Really Great Outfit, I'll Break Up With Someone On Purpose.

Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons. It Makes Them Feel Important.

Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just Be A Man.