My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score

Out Of What... A Thousand?

We'll Do All Right If We Can Capitalize On Our Mistakes.

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And Start Hittin' !

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.