It Was So Cold Today That I

Out Of What... A Thousand?

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.

Your First Name's White, Your Second Is Hispanic, And Your Third Belongs To A Black. No Wonder You Don't Know Who You Are.

These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible For Meals On Wheels.

Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Got Control Over, 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'. And Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Don't Got Control Over, 'cause If You Don't Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'.