What Was The Name Of That Dog

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.

I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can Control, Because If I Can Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset. And I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can't Control, Because If I Can't Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset.

Out Of What... A Thousand?

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.