These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible

You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And Start Hittin' !

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

Me And George And Billy Are Two Of A Kind.

Out Of What... A Thousand?

I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can Control, Because If I Can Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset. And I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can't Control, Because If I Can't Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset.