These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

I Like Playing On This Team. We Actually Been Doin' Real Good. Got A Different Mix Here. Most Important Thing Is You Gotta Keep Pickin' Up In Paces. That's Why We're Playing Contentious Play. We Got Top Names, Guys Can Still Hit In The Majors, Guys Been Out Of The Game Hittin' The Ball, Shockin' It. Don't Have No Old, Old Guys. Not Sayin' They Don't Get A Good Job Done. Fact Is, They've Been Vice Versa. So That's Incentive Right There. It's Been A Plus.

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.

Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Got Control Over, 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'. And Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Don't Got Control Over, 'cause If You Don't Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'.

What Was The Name Of That Dog On "rin Tin Tin"?