When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First

Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus And Moses Are In My Heart. And Both Of Them Were Independents, By The Way.

What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

In Six Days The Lord Created The Heavens And The Earth And All The Wonders Therein. There Are Some Of Us Who Feel That He Might Have Taken Just A Little More Time.

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.