When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.