God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish

The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.