God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish

Simón Bolívar Is The Only Person In History To Be Exiled From A Country Named After Him.

I Suffer From The Curse Of Being Multi-talented. There's No Doubt About It. Politics And Literature Have Gotten In The Way Of Songwriting.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The Hillbilly Dalai Lama.