God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.