God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish

If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

May The God Of Your Choice Bless You.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

The Art Of Writing Fiction Is To Sail As Dangerously Close To The Truth As Possible Without Sinking The Ship