My Girlfriend Knows That If I'm Acting

Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead Of How Good The Years Were?

I Love Australia. First Of All, Everyone Is So Nice. The People Are Down To Earth, And They Like Having Fun With You.

I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.

There's Nowhere In The Country That I Can't Go Or Won't Go. I Think It's Because I've Worked On Making My Show Where Everyone Can Understand It, Everyone Can Relate To It, And No One Feels Like I'm Alienating Them.